I'm Not Orange, I'mPeach

Now officially banned from the Nelson Market due to being too controversial, come see what all the fuss is about and own your own slice of illicit merchandise!

It's fake news.  He didn't lose billions in failed business.  He didn't sleep with a porn star.  He didn't have a sex tape in Russia that involving female urination.  He. Is. Not. Orange.  Fake News.

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